I’ve been pretty busy the last few days between two boys, and preparing for a move. We haven’t been up to much, and I haven’t even picked up my camera once since thursday. If you know me, you know that must mean I haven’t had much down time. So (even though I hate to post without a picture) Here’s a short and sweet funny little post about a few things I’ve found myself saying in the time I’ve been a mom.
Why are you licking the DVDs?!
No! Do not stick your hands in the poop.
Why are there purple splatters on the ceiling?
I know you love spoonfuls of peanut butter, but no you cannot have it for dinner.
If that has polyester in it, do not rub it on his face!!
No, Cash (our dog) Is not polyester, He’s ok.
I don’t know if they show Toy Story 3 in chinese, in China.
No. Jesus was never president.
No women do not push babies out of their butts, even if that’s how it looks.
No. I do not speed up time while you’re playing, just so you have to go to bed earlier.
Peter parker is not a real person, He’s an actor. That’s why he’s in this movie and doesn’t have powers.
No. We can’t call the baby that. Well I’m glad you’re gonna name your son peter parker when you grow up.
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